Top Ten Things that You don't Want (or need) For CHristmas but are ganna get anyway because we are so marketed to in this SOceity... retail sucks!

10.) A shaver/razor

9.) Electric toothbrush

8.) the Clapper

7.) Food, (i.e Friutcake, suar cookie made from those stupid pilsbary packages!, Hilshire farms smoked or cheese anything,etc)

6.) a book you don't and don't reaf

5.)A sweater...duh!

4.)stinky perfume (that you will never finish)

3.) a pointsetta

2.)some sort of storage dumb cell phone/ pizza slicer/ air pump in one gaget

And the number one peice of crap you will get but don't need....

1.) Two words: Chia PEt --->

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